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“O Lord” cried the 5 bandies as they bruned alive “giv us the power to defeat these commoners!!” suddenly the flams cleared.  Their seared blond bums began to heal.  “Ha ha, they said at the Scottish guys.” b4 they realized their terrible mistook.  They had dialed da wrong #
They had let the wrong 1 in!!  It was Rhumbra!!!

“O shi— Huuuuuuaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!” the Mike, Emmy and others pwer lvls spiked.  Their chi went evil and gold.  Ûh oh.

Thinkin quikly Mnango reached into the pockets of Roflþaul's emo Casper hoodie.  “Hey, mine!”
But Mango the Random Scottish Scholar found it: da answere to this thing.  A horcrux.
“Of curse, it makes perfect sense!” sa;d Mlago, huh? Said them other 2.  “Tell 'em Gorgon Freeman!”
“Why certaintly” said the voice of Gorgon Freeman.  He was like Morgan Freeman except wiff snakes for hair tied in a koind of messy bun.  Mgano handed him over horcrux to begin the monologue.

The Rhumbrafied 5 did the turtle herm!t stance, chargin their attack:  “Cuuu...min... Raaaa...MEN!...”

  “This horcrux belonged to someone you knew.  A sad confused girl, once alive, once in love.  She bequeathed this to one Sharon den Adele, Dutch Goth Metalist, her firsty.  And now this poor girl pines for you, RoflPaul, even across the gulf of Life and Death.  It was Samara's.”
 he held up the horcrux.  It was a Gir BackPuck with black spider web straps and green on the rest of it.  All the pockets had the lttl green doggy roboto— or the MiniMoose— and skull ziþþers.

“Tuuuuu... tan........ KHA—MEN.........!!!” said Mike, Emmy, Cal, Roman and Sen in da background.

“However be warned,” warned Gherkin Freeman, “invoking the powerz of this whatzahoozit will grant u uber-kawaii stregnth, but at a prize.  Her undead soul will pizazz your body and take it for her own.  Are you sure you want this upgrade”?
“With bells on mah toes!” said RoflPaul, “this is the cheat-code I've ben waitin' for. Now I can score wiff Samara witout all that dying business.”  he shuffed on teh backpack.  Nothing happned.

Kaaaa.... meH.....Ha...Meh””””” the five chanted allmoist done taking aim at dheir angus...

“It didn't work, wut give?!” waaed RofLPauL.  But then fished out a printer printing from da cell phonic pouch on da strap that said: I am not okay, are you okay?  a RIDDLE!  They turned to Mahgo, da smrt one.  “What is the answer?”
He figured it oot quick and recited:   “Watashi wanaidesu daijōbu de”  (Author's Note: Also known as 私はないです大丈夫で anyone who plugz this clue into Goggle Tranlate is in for a treat (≧ω≦) )
             

                “HAAA!!!”

 the ex-Disney male divas loosed their attack.  An energy ball dat would kill the hole planet 5 times ova!!!!

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                              （o￣へ￣)o    ◌================o(◣▂◢ ) o(⋋▂⋌) o(◣▂◢ ) o(>▂<) o(^▽^)
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  Butt ass u can c clearly depicted the diagram above, MaNg() blocked it in time.  He had been wise in devoting his ass to lurning Japanese unt was now rewarded wiff epic wrold-saving Shonen powerz leik all weaboos are destined to recieve at sum point.The energy ki attack rebonded killing the 5 members of His Thuggnin' Love 1 time each.

“Curses (not) foiled again” escaped rUHMBRA.  He fled into the night.
“Now That's how it's done.” was a voice.  It was Sharon den Michell. She came from the Hogmeade next to the concert stadEum.  Her hair waz dyed pink and she waz wearing dicloneus horns.
    Samara-posessed-Mango turned to them.  “O it you...” she said to Sharon.
RoflpUal woke up from his daydream & relized he was nut the one with Samara inside 'im.  “He y Magno your stealing mah stuff again!”
    Sharon den Michell went to RoflPaul an smacked it.  “I waz about to Tell you the same thang, floozy!!”
“Lay off.” whined Samara!MAngo
Sharon pontificated at her“And you. . . if ur finished duckin' me, mind tellin what you fink ur fuckin doin'?”
                                    “Yeah, well sumimasen ino yaro!! I dudn't think, you own me now or what?”
                                    “Yes I fokking do,” said Sharon den Micheal, miffed a little bit“glad to see ur with da flunking programme. Oppai name-name for my forgiveness!!!”
                                    “Kurae my chinkasu no shin!!!!”   did the Samara!Mango        
                                    “Oshiri  pen= pen paizuri, kono ama!!!!”                                           (Author'gs Note:  Aw SNAP@)