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A Random Scottish Fanfic Episode 14

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                                                                            “Good Grief…”
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The Rum Bra had RETURNED!!!!
“Gasp!” they gasped!
“You mortals shall now pay for your UNWISE INSULT!!!!” Said IT.
“No no plz!” The Scottish tripltes said with fear!
“NOW, YOU SHALL SUFFER SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!!!:” IT unleashed ITS’ true power!
“Noooo000OOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!” The LRM Crew began to feel doomed.
“Bwahahahha!!” The Rumba began to do the Salsa!!!!!
“Anyboby feelz liek eatin Mexicon?” aksed RoflPau;l?
But the Rhumbra’s evil dance was not finished. It was actualluy a ritual to unlewsh the true POWER of the Wupeorim, the outer-world version of Transformers no Justu!1!! The Rhumbra changed and became different! IT split apart!!
BooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000ooooooooooooooom!!
The smoke mist clears. IT was two new ITS!!!!!!
It was............................................................................... THA WEASLEY TWINZ!!!!!!!!
They was like the twins from das Shining! Except ginger, so they were even creepier!
“WE are the Rhumbra…” The Gingers say.
“That’s it?? YOU TWO are da bad guys??” Demanded Mangon “I was expecting something something a little more scary.”
“Like what? Ask the Evil Ginger Brothers
“Maybe The Olsen Twins?!” Chimed in PonyLion<3 with wit.
“1-2-3” The Scottish Alliance chanted. “BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRN!!!”
The gingers were swallowed by das flames! Hellz yeah…
BUT IT WAZ NO GOODT!!!!! They not only survived the fire, they relished it!!
“Bwhahahahahahahahhaaa! lol.” Bwahahahed the Brothers of the Rhuma…
“Oh noes, we forgot about Fire being weak on Ginger!!” Our Heros said panicked!”!!!
“Yes. Now you shall DIE, LionHeart, RoflPaul & Mango! We began this story, but now we shall end it!” The Twin threatenered
“Well, at least I get to have my name spelled right before death.” Said M#aëGëfgëëS74!%^*hgo

“QUICK, HUDDLE TIME!” yelled RoflPaul
“The Weasleys of MC Rhumbra shall allow you to make thou pitiful plan, as it doth doy you no good!!!
“Ok, time for a new gay plan. How do we defeat these insufferable snobs?” asked Lion
“There is logically no way, Captain.” Said MangSpocko. “Because these basturds wrote the story, they’er in control of everthing, they can anticipate our every move, even read our thoughts!!!”
“Oh no, really?” said RoflPaul. He tried to not thought about how sexy he looked in a tu-tu.
“OMG u look so sexy n dat outft!” Said TWIN like gay people.
“Missa gots it!!” shouted Magno jar-jarringly. He looked at the nasty Gingers. “Ju might be in control of das stryo, but you can’noot control youz immature emotional rëaction to da story!! YoU canT write anathang else!2@ IFyour laughing too hard.”
“Haha, Jar-jar issa so dumbsa.” Said thesa Twinz, illwustwating thissa point.
“Wo jost hove to moke thom lough uosong tho stopodost form of homo homor possoblo.” Sod RoflPol while doing the Gookie.
The Gingers repressed a giggle.
“My sack of bollucksack is dipped in gravy. Imma find sum bloodhounds to twerk wiff.” Said Mangdong
“If Michael Bay filmed an autobiography, maybe he could finally blow HIMSELF up ,AMARITE?”
LionPony covered his mouth with his handoof, muffling, “I live on a pirate ship!” He said nautilusly.
“ENOUGH!!!!” Said der Ginger Mënaces!   In their rage, the ground beneeth them quacked, Tearin' our precious blue planet a new one, swallowing the whole city of Deutchland until it was as a mammoth Goatse upon the Earth!
“Where's my pamphlet?” asked Lionheart sternly
ROFLPAUL had an idea... He got out his Motorola which was still shite but it was also useful .he called ..,.,......AHNOLD!!
"Gorteneemal!" Said der Govahnatah "What do you desire, meatbag? I'm busy doing things."
“Here's wat we need...” said Scotty  
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The Rhumbra Siblings, meanwhillow were ranting.
“That’s not real comedy! REAL comedy is more like-” Booooooooooom! AHNOLD cum from nowhere to TERMINATE TWINS BECAUSE ‘MURICA!!!
“NooooooooooOOOOO()()()OOO0000000000OOOOOOOOOO00()()()()()0000OOooo!!!!!!!!!”
dër twin’s angus had a serius case of butthurt!! THey mooed ein pain1!!!
“No Please!” begged tha twins.  They tried a gookie to appease him.
PUT THAT GOOKIE DOWN!!!!!
Ahnold smacked their faces clean off their faces.  Clean that is... accept for all the blood...
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This passage is not intended to defame or implicate any heretofore mentioned individuals or parties.
The primary characters are loosely based on actual persons.  Their group occupation is to critique bad fanfiction, and the goal is merely to emulate that badness and provide a good laugh.
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