A Random Scottish Fanfic Chapter 16

                           “♫You can stand under my rhumbrella, ella, ella ella, eh, eh, eh, EH EH!♪”

                                                                            -The Self-Aware Rhumbra, A Random Scottish Fanfic

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The hill was alive with the sound of Dark Powers agglomerating into a artefact of pure puerility.
They went over top and looked over the top.  Wiffin seeing distance waz da evil authors.
They could nut seee da faces because they were wearing cokes.
Ahnold & Rhumbra came.
LEONhart wagged his fingah at Ahrn1o1d Schwarzenegger .  “Now keep dat Rhumbra under control. Dom't let it get in any funny busniz.”
“Affirmative ;-]” Ahnold omenously say
“Okey dokey smokey,” said one of da cloaked figures on his mobile PDA.  “The 'package' is ready, TIM TO SEND...”
“We must stop them! Powerz Rngers attack!” Send RofLPAULLL

PuB dismounted from Lionheart and merged wiff the T-101/rhumbra to achieve its Final Form....
Zirconium Billy!!!
Zirconium Billy fired al the heat seeker missles.  They detonated leaving a crater 1 billion miles wide.
Kongo used Focus Ethergy!
Lion-Heart (who'd unfused from Pootonium Billy a sec ago, and therefor was allotted a sperate move during the present turn) used  Block!
RoflPaul used  Grand Calamity Symphony18-hit Chain Attack!
The three scottish friends activated their Trinity Limit!      “1... 2...GARDYLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
They sent down a fiery meteor of scottish wit at them, like dat one naruto scene w/ Madara Uchiha<3<3<3!   The blast was on target, right smack dab into the cloaked enemie's angus.
“3...2...1...AND DONE!” everybod did a hi 5    “YIPPEE!   -^_^-” squeed Ahnold  
The Random scotch guys huffed lik dey had just done a 3-way corkscrew in a Hotel Motel Holiday Inn steamroom.
W/ dat last Big Bang Bro Barrage, the crater had grown by 2 trillion miles.
Dey looke and in da center was the bodies of da myztery cloak people.  Their hoods had falled off.
They gasped!
It was.............................................................................................2 random guys and a scottish pony.